Hannah's got nothin' on me!

Mommy was so boring tonight. She played with those sticks of hers, used really nice fuzzy yarn that I can't touch and stared at the moving picture box all night long! What is so fascinating about watching a bunch of "cars" as Mommy calls them, going 'round and 'round?!?! She got really upset over a certain car:


She said he was her favorite racer. Duh! Mommy needed a newsflash! I'm her favorite racer!!!

So, I figured I should show her that I can race just as fast as that box on wheels. I ran so fast through the house that all anyone could see was a streak of black! "Zoom-Zoom" I went from the kitchen, into Gramma's room, into the living room where Mommy was and back out into the hall again! I raced into the dining room, flew past with lightning speed and up the stairs to our bedroom! Back down again and well...eventually, I needed a pit-stop from all the action...but unlike those silly boxes with wheels, I don't get "tight" or "loose" in the rear or front end! Ha HA!! I am Timothy the racecat! Don't blink, or y'll miss me!