I'm waitin' for the Daytona 500 dude! Methinks this am gonna be a good year for our favoritest bean racers, Jeff Gordon and Carl Edwards. Carl has a new monster with wheels to drive this year and Momma's cousin am still helping him with his wheels. We'll have to be sure to watch out for him every week when he races! You can see him too a'cause he has red hair and hands the tires to the crew that puts them on the car. He has a real important job to make sure all the tires am good and ready to ride. Without him, Carl can't go anywhere!
Momma's cousin am the bean with the red things on his ears and the green hat on his head...him am in front of Jack Roush. They call Jack the cat in the hat! Knows why? A'cause him am always wearing a wicker hat. Always! And see Carl? Him am doing his famous backflip off the monster with wheels. He does that every time he wins a race! Let's hope we see lots and lots of backflips this year!!
So I say, superbowl shmuperbowl! Give me the WATERBOWL!!