The Great Big Hairtie!

Here I am gettin' ready to take on my newest toy from Mommy's friend, Starr. She has poodie tats that I share my fresh catnip with. Their names are Max and Sasha and they're really purry nice. I've smelled them on Mommy's leg a'fore. Anyway, their Mommy gave my Mommy two great big hairties! This am the orange one. Mommy was teasing me by hanging it in front of my face but...I am stealth. I am a puma...Look out! Raaaawrrr!
I got it! See how great big it is?! I can carry it in my mouth and it is great big! Mommy put it around my head and I can wear it like a necklace. I laid on my back and went kick-kick-kick and know what? Know what?! It doesn't try to choke me! It's great fun! Oh!! Mommy flicked it across the house! She sat in the new chair and it shot straight into the back room!! Oh how exciting! And, I can play with it all by myself without the help of my beans if I want to. I can hold it down, pull on the other end and make it go! I don't snap it in my face anymore. I learned how to do it right so it doesn't try to bite me a'cause I'm a wise and cunning cat! Raaaawrrrr!! Now if you will s'cuse me, I've got some playin' to do a'fore I go to bed! Thanks, Starr, for my new great big hairties!! I love them ♥