A Full Belly
I'm not quite sure what came over me today, but I was extra extra hungry and didn't want to wake Momma up for breakfast. She decided to go sleepy in Gramma's bedroom last night a'cause it am nice and quiet in there and, a'cause it looks real nice now that she did it over... Some little voice inside me told me to go get my whisker lickins and have a few to tide me over. I knew that Momma was gonna wake up in a half hour, but I just couldn't wait! So...I ran up into the bedroom, taked my can from Momma's room and camed back down into the living room.
I grabbed a hold of the can, put the bite on it and then opened it up and had my fill! Oh my poodin' friends, it was divine. What a delicious breakfast!! And just think, I didn't have to wake up Momma! (I took a lesson from Mattingly)
When she camed out of the bedroom, she noticed I wasn't twirling around her legs and meowing for my breakfast. She said I was acting strange a'cause I usually follow her into the kitchen and meow and do the quiver butt but I didn't! A'cause I already eated some yummy treatsies! I saved her the trouble :)
Momma wasn't very happy. I don't understand why though. I let her sleep in and I was nice and full! But...now there's no treatsies left :( And what's worse, she said I couldn't have any stinky goodness today a'cause I was such a piggie. Sigh...