I have a good explanation...

OK I know what you're thinking...you beans are all the same. You're thinking "Bad Wimmy! Get down!" But I have a perfectly good explanation as to why I'm up here. Really! I do! You see, it's like this... Momma was gone all day and didn't come home until late last night. I was so overjoyed to see her that I climbed right up into her arms and my purr thing went crazy! She petted me lots and then when she went to put me down, I scrunched up by her shoulder and hugged her! I didn't want to be put down! I wanted to hug and hug her!!

What's that? You say that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm up on top of the fancy flower chair? Well...uhh...umm...there was uhh...this moth! Yea a moth!! Umm...oh! And this moth was umm...uhh...flying around the room! Yea! And, and...and...I wanted to get it! Mhmm! So, I uhh climbed up on top of what I thought was the part of the chair where bean hineys go...Yea, that's what happened! I was so into the moth that I didn't realize I had climbed up to the top of the fancy flower chair! Yeaaa...that's the ticket! For real! That's how it happened!