Eee-Arr take two...

Man did I mess Momma up real good! She wented to that urgent place that fixes beans real fast and was put on those horse pills. Yesterday, Momma was breathing different and she said everytime she went to go sleepie, it maked her wake up a'cause she didn't get enough air. Kinda scary if you ask me. Her good friend tolded her to call the urgent place back and talk to the bean vet that took care of her. That bean vet tolded her to go straight to the Eee-Arr again. Momma didn't know it but she had an allergic reaction to the horse pills! See?!? I knew they were for horses and not beans! I knew that only a'cause I'm wise and cunning you know...

So, Momma and her friend Lynne wented to the Eee-Arr last night and Momma got put on the "fast track" which is an Eee-Arr express. They taked real nice care of her and Momma even sawed the same bean vet from last week! He remembered her and asked what happened so she tolded him that I put the bite on her and she was taking horse pills that made her throat feel tiny. While she was there, she asked him to give her a tennis shot a'cause she couldn't a'member the last time she had one. Why on earth would you ASK for a shot?!? Momma's crazy. She needs some oxygen to her brain a'cause she's now doing nutty things like asking for shots. Who asks for shots?!?! Momma gotted her shot and was put on something called cipro and they're not horse pills at all. They're the same kind of candy but much smaller. Made more for a bean's throat than those Augmentin horse pills...

While Momma was out, I decided to go check out the house and make sure everything was in working order for when she gotted back. When I went into the loo, I sawed the lid was up on that funny water chair. So...I peeked in and sawed water waaaay down at the bottom! It was really cool! I wonder what it tastes like? I'll never know a'cause as luck would have it, Momma camed home and said "Oh Timmy, NO! YUCKY!!" and promptly pulled me from the edge and made me go away...