Errands with Momma
Today, Momma had some special errands she had to do for Grammie. I gotted to go with her in the monster with wheels! I loves to go for a ride so much :) As soon as I sawed my leash and collar come out of the drawer, my eye things gotted all big and my whiskers flared. Momma putted my collar on and no sooner did she do that then I was running for the door! Grammie said it was very silly to see me so a'cited like that. It a'minded her of a doggie going for a w-a-l-k.
Anyway, once we got in the monster with wheels, Momma opened the windows so I could smell the good fresh air. The sun thing am out and it maked me all warm and toasty on the seat. Momma putted mewsic on and started singing to it so I looked up at her and made it a duet! She said I was a very good boy and that got me so a'cited that I stood up and did headbutts on her while she was making the wheel thing go 'round and 'round.
Once she did the errands, she treated me with a trip to the park where the gooses live! They stink real good! I could smell them and it got me so a'cited I tried to climb out the window! That's when it happened. Momma hit me. She hit me so hard that my head fell off. My tail fell off too. It flew into the backseat. Do they have DYFS for cats? If so, I need to report my Momma.
What's that Momma? Overreacting?! What's that?!? Oh...she says I'm being far too dramatic for my own good. She says she just tapped my hiney so I'd settle back down in the front seat. Well, she can say what she wants but it was really hard trying to super glue my head and tail back on...
Well, now that all the good fresh air am in my body, I'm gonna go take a nap in my perch. The goldfinches have been singing really nice songs at the window these days...they make me all way sleepy.