Another 'Ramic Kitty!!!!
Can you a'lieve it?! Another ramic kitty camed into mine house! I a'friended it right away and put some shinky rub on it. I have a feeling it am friends with the ramic kitty that already lives here. I dunno what it's name is a'cause it wouldn't tell me. What's that ramic kitty? You am not gonna be living here? Well...if you am not living here with us, where am you going to live? You can't just go and be a stray you know...you'll end up in jail like I did! It am very 'mportant that you have a home of your own. What's that? You already have a home? Well...where?!? Catifornia?!!?!?? That am where mine brudder and bestest friends live! Shmaybe you am gonna go live with Jinky Brudder and Purresident Larry and ::sigh:: Sweet Izzy and KC and Hannah Banana and Sammie!? Huh? You am?!?! Oh how very a'citing!!!! ::tail quivers:: I hopes that you tell them your name and not be all quiet when you get there. You know how Jinky gets around ramic kitties so don't a'scare him too much m'kay? He is the sheriff after all...he could put the claws on you if he wanted to.
*Mwah! That's a kiss for the long journey. And...*MWAH! that one am for Sweet Izzy. Please give it to her when you sees her mkay? Oh...and tell Larry, "I'm in love with you" a'cause we am playin' a fun game. He'll understand.