Kaboomies without a storm?
How could there be a kaboomie without a cloud in the sky? Well, we founded out today around lunchtime. We were all watching the talking box when there was the biggest, loudest thunderkaboomie mixed with grinding, scraping metal sounds. Momma jumped up and sawed a monster with wheels facing our house! She grabbed that strange thing called a phone and pushed three buttons and talked into it about the kaboomie in front of our house. In no time flat, I hearded a monster with wheels crying as it ran towards our house! A cop bean gotted out and maked sure the bean in the monster was ok. He was. In fact, I sawed him get out with not a scratch on him! Amazing! Seatbelts and airbags am all way good!
See how the monster with wheels wented kaboomie? It hit a fake tree in front of our house. What Momma? Oh it am not a fake tree, it am called a utilitee pole. Whatev. Anyway, there were no screeching brake sounds like we hear on the NASCAR races (btw, Carl Edwards winned on Saturday!!!) which means that it hitted the pole real hard. On our road, beans go 35-40 MPH so it was a big kaboomie! The cop beans closed our road so it's been real quiet all day long. Well, aside from the great big monsters that camed to put in a new fake tree...err...pole.
This am the pole. Not the big tree in front, but the one by the great big monster with wheels. See where it am all broke at the bottom? Ouch! The pole has wire snakes that run up to our house and give us 'lectricity. Momma wented out and asked if we had to be consurned about losing it a'cause it am so hot out today. The bean said no so we am ok! I'm gonna go a'lax in front of the air box since it's on :)
Wait! I almost forgotted... methinks Momma gotted too much sun while she was outside asking about the 'lectricity. She says these things am horsies. Umm...I think she's a little nuts. Them am not horsies. The horsies I sawed on the talking box don't look like that.
So, there am now three great big monsters with wheels outside our house and "horsies" closing off the road and cop beans all over the place making it safe and quiet. It am the first time in a very long time that our road am quiet! It's usually very busy all day long! I'm gonna go a'lax by the air box and dream of crickets...
Timmy meowed @ 4:09 PM
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I like to stare at buggies too, Timmy. Sometimes I knock them around and every so often I'll actually extend the effort to catch one...but not when they want me to. It has to be all my choice, baby!
However, if one were being mean to my beans, I'd certainly pounce on it and eat it right up. Mmmm. Protein.
-Audrey
Oh, Timmy! Such excitement! Mama and I live in the back of our building, so we don't get to see traffic, cept in the parking lot. Glad efurryone was ok. And you didn't even lose lectricity!! We lost it for a while on Sunday.
wow Timmy, so much 'acitement! did your mommy efurr find out what madded the guy drive into the fake tree?
Silly beans driving into fake trees. They need to stay on the road.
but at least you gotted a little quiet plus lots of stuff to watch.
You'd think humans would be smart enough to avoid a big fake tree thingie when they are driving. More proof we are the superior species.
Wow...I'm glad the monster with wheels spit the people out after all that...They need to be able to go home and feed their kitties.
Still, I bet it was all exciting! And I dunno about those horsies. They look broke to me. Like half horsies. Maybe they're mutant horsies!
Maybe he was on his cell phone and drinking coffee and maybe even checking his hair or something and that's why he drove into the fake tree and scared all of you to bits. *And* make your mom think there were horsies in the road.
Wow Timmy! You always have the most exciting things happening. Nothing exciting ever happens near our house.
Well, you were asking for somefinn egg-site-ing to happen so you could blog about it......
I think I am glad we live on a quiet street. Mom says there's no outlet here so we don't get lots of cars.
What a crazy day Timmy!
We found out through a family member who knowed the cop bean that the bean driving falled asleep! Who could blame him? It was all way hot and that makes for sleepy weather.
Oh, wow, that is so citing! It is a good thing you were there to supvervise the activies.
Our Daddy has those horsies too and he uses them for work, so I guess they are work horses.
Patches Lady
Wow, what a lot of commotion in front of your house, Timmy! Was the person okay? Our street dead-ends so we don't have too many cars that go too fast. Btw, glad to finally visit your site! Come visit Emma at her blog and me, her momma's at Kat's Cat of the Day!! There's so many sites to see and kitty's to meet, we can hardly keep up!
Wow ... that looked like a bad crash. Someone wasn't paying attention. At least they weren't hurt and you got some quiet to dream of crickets.
--Jasper
Wimmy! I'm tagging you to do the iPod meme in my place a'cause I don't have an iPod! Go for it, Timmy.
Wow, what excitement! We're glad the bean was okay and also that he only hit the fake tree and not another car or somethin'! Those don't look like any horses we've ever seen either!
We worry 'bout Momma falling asleep on her way home from werk (she werks all night wif the newborn blurpy things). We don't haf much traffic in front of our house either. Momma sed she hates it when the fake trees jump in front of the car (she's never hit one though).
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara
where did u learn about cops? how do u type even? i'm amazed you're so tech savy. u r one smart fucking ct. tell ur "momma" that i wold pay big bucks for a blogging cat
Dear anonymous Doggie-Son, "Momma's" Uncle trains cops, his one son is a cop and the other is a detective. Impressive I know. But what's more impressive is your ability to spell words like a teenager that lives in Massachusetts...and I know exactly where! So unless you want further action taken against you, kindly take my blog off your "favorites" list, even though it goes against what Martin has told you to do. I could live without your compliments. How about I pay you the big bucks to leave my blog and never return?
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