Guess Who's Coming For Dinner?
Momma gotted a package in the mail today. I could hear something inside of it jingling a little so I just KNEW it was all for me! When Momma opened it and readed her card from Oreo's Mom, she said, "Oh Timmy, just the shtuff in this bag am yours, the rest am mine". WHAT?! Yours?! Oh I don't think so.
I watched her open the package and then she maked noises with her mouth that didn't sound normal. She was so a'cited that I started to get a'cited and began to put shtinky rub on the cardboard! She pushed me away and said "No Timmy". What?! No?!? Oh I don't think so.
I watched with my eye things as she bringed out the cardboard from the package and that's when I a'cided to pout. I wented in the other room and when I camed back in, this is what I sawed! It am Carl Edwards! He's in my living room! I tried to welcome him to our house by putting my shtinky rub on his feet but when I camed near him, Momma said, "NO Timmy!" What?!? NO!?!?!? Oh I don't think so.
I bringed him my toy that Oreo gived me and looked up at him but he didn't even bother to look at me. He just kept smiling at Momma. And Momma kept smiling at him. I meowed really LOUD to get his attention but he just kept smiling at Momma. The next time I wented near him, I hearded a loud noise and he moved towards me! What?! Oh no...I SO don't think so. I'm outta here...this guy might be awesome on the racetrack, but in my living room, Carl am scary!