Jinky! Oh Jinky brudder look! I've found me a 'ramic kitty in the middle of the living room floor! I did lots of 'vestigations on it to see if it am a good 'ramic kitty or not.
I a'tended to look just like it by posing next to it. It didn't mind.
I greeted it by giving it a head butt. Methinks it liked it.
Then, I put my shtinky rub on it. Nobean else can have this 'ramic kitty-it am mine now.
When I put shtinky rub on it, the 'ramic kitty tipped over! I could see it's hiney (And I touched it and put my paw in it to see what was in there...hee-hee)!!
Here I am hugging my 'ramic kitty. It am all way big and round like my belly :)
I singed a song for the 'ramic kitty. It was a very nice song...methinks it liked it.
After much 'vestigating, I have a'cided that this 'ramic kitty can stay here with us. It am not gonna try to eat mine food and treatsies or drink mine water...right? Umm, perhaps Momma can find a place for it to live outside. Yesh. That would be a good idea.