Eau de "Toilet"
So, Momma worked hard on getting the funny blue water out of the water chair that helped it stay clean. It's now back to the normal color of water and has recently piqued my intrest again. Just this morning, Grammie caught sight of me in the loo, 'vestigating the tub and as I gently climbed up onto the side of the tub, she maked big words at me. I ignored her.
Well, I ignored her until Momma founded out about my 'vestiagtions. I had my paw in the water and was swishing around when Momma promptly picked me up, stuck my head in the bowl and maked the water gurgle! While it was doing that, I gotted a'scared a'cause the water was moving and making funny noises and Momma maked loud noises at me! She maked such loud noises that my ears fell off and my eye things popped out and went swirrling down the hole! I maked my tail thing go all way big and ran like the Dickens I am under the bed!!
Momma and Grammie called me names like "gross", "potty-head", "shtinky pew-pew", "disgusting" and "ewww get away from me with those dirty potty paws". They couldn't understand why I would want to drink that water and not the water from the fountain in the kitchen. But I didn't drink it! Honest! They just don't understand. They just don't understand how fascinating it is to look into a chair and see water.