Hiatus

I know I haven't been online in a really long time. But you see, Momma's been leaving the house a lot more than she did in the past. She says she's going to work but I thought that was only on Wednesday? Now she says it's more days a'cause she gotted another job! How many does she need!? Sheesh!
To pass the time, I stare out the window, waiting for her monster with wheels to come and bring her home. Do you see what I see outside the window? It's a wee little birdie! It's so close I could almost touch it! But alas, the invisible force field (a.k.a. the window) is up...or should I say, down.
So here I sit. And wait. And wait. And wait for Momma to return. When she does, I get so a'cited that I start talking! You know, I'm a big boy but I don't usually have much to say. So she gets all a'cited and that makes me talk more! She says I make a fine tenor :) I know what a tenor is. It's a Luciano Pavarotti.
Oh! The catnip bubbles that I gotted from Rabbie Burns are THE bestest in the whole wide world! When Momma picks up the bottle, my tail quivers and I start meowing like crazy! When I see the bubbles, I start chittering and I jump up and pop them in the air with mine paws and sometimes I snap at them with my teethies! It's all way good fun!
Well, I'm off to go to bed a'cause it's late. But I just wanted to pop on and say a quick hello to all my friends! I'm still here but a'cause Momma am so busy waving her hands at little beans and college beans and church beans, sometimes it gets hard to have her sit down and help me type. I'm here though!