It's a Bird, It's a Plane...It's...

SUPERTIMMY!!!

It's all true. Honest! Well...actually, no, it am just mine new tag. Momma and I wented to PetSmart the other day (which was shtupid a'cause it got hotter when we were out there and I ended up panting like a doggie until she gotted me water from McDonald's) but in the store, it was all way cool. And I sawed fishies in the pond and birdies in their cages... oh it was wonderful!! Then we wented over to the 'doption center and sawed a whole bunch of tuxies! All different sizes! There was even one that was only a few days old. His Momma wented over the rainbow bridge and he was left all alone until a kind bean took him in and bringed him to the 'doption center where they gived him yummy "fake" Momma's milk.

He cried so hard! His eye things weren't even open yet! I watched him for a real long time and my ear things were moving back and forth from listening to him cry. I looked at Momma who had a serious look on her face. She looked at me and said, "I can't believe you were ever that small Timmy" D'oh! LOL!!! Don't get all sad 'bout that little itty bitty kitty, him am in good caring hands and will be raised by a bean who has two tuxies already!

So when we wented to leave the store, Momma looked at my tag and said "Oh Oobie, you need a new tag, I can hardly read the phone number on this one" So she gotted me a new one! And we went to watch it being made!! My eye things were all way big! When it popped the tag out, my tail quivered with a'citement! So, now I'm SUPERTIMMY!!!

Momma calls me Superman now. But I'm not a man, I'm a poodin! Silly Momma...