Elusive Mr. Squirrel found

Even after being told repeatedly NOT to forage around in the birdie feeder, Mr. Squirrel was found late yesterday hanging from the feeder. It seems that this squirrel is smarter than I gave him credit for. He has found a way to hang from the top of the feeder and reach into the holes where the seed is and not have to touch the weight sensitive perch. I think this is better than when he was actually sitting in the feeder and eating all the goodies so I'm not going to charge him with anything more than "stirring things up".

I did, however, bring him in for questioning about his relationship with Big Bad Deer and her posse. All he had to say for himself is that he "may" have said something in passing to them about the scrumptious gardens my Mommy had planted. His eyes are shady...there's something he's keeping from me and I don't know what it is yet. I'm wondering if I should give him some truth serum. Shmaybe that would get him talking...