Buggie Alert Level=Severe
Today, after Mommy came home, she got ready to relax in the living room to watch the NASCAR race with Gramma. But, a'fore she could enter the room, she noticed what she thought was a tuft of my fur on the floor. She called me over to investigate. It was not fur, no, it was a great big buggie! She was very disturbed by it a'cause it had lotsa legs and funny colorings. And, it was missing one of it's long antenna things. Mommy instructed me to dispose of it anyway I could.
I had to beg and plead with her to take a picture of it upclose so that you may all enjoy it. I sniffed it and pawed at it too. It tried to roll up in a ball but I wouldn't let it! I picked it up by my teethies and flung it against the wall...nothin' would stop this buggie! Nothin', that is, 'cept for my twinkle toe! I slapped it hard with my foot and it stopped moving. That's when Mommy told me I was a good boy and she came along and put a white tissue over it. I still don't know what kind of buggie it was but, it sure was strange!