I gotted in trouble real bad. Not for making a messy in Gramma's bedroom with the curtain, but instead for what happened the other night when we visited Gramma. When we were on our way home, I cried to be let out of the carrier so Momma taked me out so I could sniff the good fresh air out the window of the monster with wheels. I was all confused a'cause the sun thing had gone to bed while we were visiting Gramma. I've never been out when the sun thing is sleeping. It scared me a little. No, a lot.
When we gotted to the house, I knew we were near it a'cause I could smell my house. I was all a'cited and when Momma opened the door, I jumped out and ran to the end of the leash. She had a plastic bag in her hand that shook and made crinkly noises that scared me real bad and I jiggled and wiggled my way out of my leash and collar. I didn't know where to go to get away from the plastic crinkly noises so I made a run for it. I runned into the backyard where I stopped long enough for Momma to see me. I could hear her but I didn't know where she was and I sawed this big shadowy thing coming towards me. It maked me run away. I runned and runned until I didn't smell anything familliar. Looking back now, Momma says I was in our neighbor's yard close to a road.
I could hear Momma crying real hard and she kept calling my name and jingling my collar. But, I didn't know where she was! I kept seeing that shadowy thing coming towards me and as soon as it got too close for comfort, I would run away s'more. I didn't know it was my Momma at the time. She just kept making boo-hoo sounds and calling my name. Then, I went hidey a'hind the shed and stayed there for a real long time. I could hear Momma real nearby and heard things falling on the ground all around me. I smelled my favorite treatsies and realized, the things falling were my treatsies! I camed out and tasted a few and kept finding more and more. Just when I ran out of treatsies, more appeared and as I went to eat them, that shadowy thing grabbed me by the nape of my neck...it was Momma. She was shaking real hard and wet stuff camed out of her eyes. She maked boo-hoo noises and we went inside the house. She tapped my hiney and tolded me that I scared her real bad. Well, she hugged me for a real long time and told me that my days on a leash are over for quite a while. I don't mind. I was back inside where my crunchy bowl was and my booda loo and everything else that smelled familliar.
Momma looked at my paws and she said they were all black and had grease and yucky on them. So, she putted me in the tub and maked foam on me with smelly shampoo stuff. While she was doing that, she said I was a very lucky poodin' for not hurting myself out there. She said that there's lotsa broken glass all over the ground where I kept running a'hind the shed. She was very thankful to God that nothing happened to me. Know what? She prayed even while I was running away and all hidey that God would protect me and keep me safe. It think that's why I didn't get all hurty on the broken glass.
Now there's talk of a microchip being put in me. I dunno what it is or what it's for but it doesn't sound good to me. I hearded that my cousin, Riley dog, has one I think. I dunno if I was something like that. What does it do? Momma asked Beau's Momma about it. I think she's totally serious about putting it in me. Am I happy about it? Well...do I look happy to you?!?