Seriously?!?

So this morning, Momma put mine leash on and we went for a nice stroll outside. Then, a'fore I knows it, we was in the monster with wheels and going somewhere! I was peeking out the window and looking all smug at Momma. I didn't knows where we were going a'cause when we visit Grammie, we don't stay in the monster with wheels very long... not today. We were going a long time and I knows that PetSmart am far away, but we weren't headed there. Knows where we went?? Do you??

When Momma gotted out and opened the door on mine side, I heard doggies barking. I knew right then that we were at Dr. Strazza's house. I had Momma pick me up and carry me in a'cause there was a great big doggie there. I don't like doggies near me. I don't mind them online, but in purrson, I can't stand them. I went right into the room and stood on the shiny metal table.

Dr. Strazza camed in and told me I was a good boy and checked on mine tail thing. He twirled it around and maked sure it am not gonna fall off. It am looking funny a'cause not all the fur am growed back yet but it am all better! So then when I thought we was done, he pet me and then I felt two sharp pokes!!! My hiney fell off. I'm so sure of it. I think I am gonna sleep and hope that mine hiney grows back.