Guys, having an embarassing moment while doing your business can be totally embarassing. But what's worse is when it's caught on film.
Momma, I distinctly remember Gramma telling you my loo was a little crooked and needed to be fixed. Why didn't you go right then and there and fix it? Why did you wait? You know I couldn't! I got trapped. I got trapped in the loo with my own doots and that's so not cool. What's worse is that you came with armed with the camera. Why? Why doest thou hate me so??? Oh Momma...
At least you heard me pounding on the door to get out. I could have been stuck in there forever. Thank you for eventually coming to my rescue even though it came so very late. Perhaps if this happens again, I'll show you what it's like to have to be stuck in the loo with your own stink. Not cool Momma, not cool.