March of the Tuxedo Birdies

Tonight, Momma camed back from waving her hands at the beans that sing to her and she had bags that I could get into! And one of them had stinky goodness in it...and another had movies to watch in it...and another had me in it! LOL!! As soon as Momma empties the grocery bags, she lets me play hide-and-seek in them. Oh it's great fun.

Another surprise was when I walked into the room where the talking box is, there on the floor was a funny shaped thing. It was all way small and smelled funny. I walked right up to it and started batting it around! Momma said it am a new toy for me that she gotted at the store! Oh it's great fun and methinks everycat should have one, or two...they come two to a package. But, I haven't seen the other one so I'm just going by what Momma said to Grammie. So anyway, I taked it into the bathtub with me and oh my goodness!!! It goes all way super fast! Faster than any ball I've ever seen! It kept tryin' to get away from me and the more I'd hit it, the faster it went! I was in the tub for so long that I falled asleep in there.

When I waked up, Momma was calling me into the room with the talking box again. She showed me the movie on the talking box and I got so interested, I plopped right down and stared at the screen. Do you know what I sawed?! Do you?! Birdies in tuxedos! Lots of em! For real!! Right in my living room on the talking box! And they kept making all sorts of funny sounds. Some of them I make when Momma touches me while I'm tryin' to nap. Have you seen this movie? It am called March of the Penguins...but I think it sounds classier if it's called March of the Tuxedo Birdies, don't you?