How I Survive Being Home Alone
I knows I knows... it's been a way long time since I said I was gonna put pictures on... but a'member, Momma am teaching beans again so it's kinda hard to get her to sit down and a'lax. So, I happened to get her still for a while and a'cided to sit in my dasani water hut while she helped me blog...
I have to keep myself entertained most of the day until she comes home in the afternoon. I have found that her hairties smell like her mostest of all so I likes to keep at least one near me at all times. That way, I can sniff her and a'member that she's gonna come home again.
I also likes to practice my singing. Grammie suspects that I must do a lotta singing a'cause she says that I'm much louder than ever. It's true! The more you practice somethin' the better you get at it! I've a'come so good at it that when Momma am on the phone thing with Grammie, she can hear me singing all way loud!
I'm also really good at redecorating. Momma says she doesn't always like the changes, but I think deep down she really does. Who wouldn't like a garbage pail turned on it's side?!?! C'mon there's things in there that smell divine!! I also likes to change the decorations in the bedroom on the dresser. How many times do you need to look at the same photos? I just hop up and gently tap them over.
I have found the bestest places to sleep are the ones that are cozy. My favorite place is upstairs on the couch. It's one of those kinds of couches that turns into a bed so it has a comfy comforter on it...I have slept there so much that there's a little nook where I usually go. Also, the dining room table makes for a wonderful shelter for the times I wanna feel like I'm hiding. I sneak in under the table and hide a'hind all the chairs.
My water (I like to call it Wa-Wa) must always be fresh. I have to put mine paw down sometimes to get what I want, but Momma usually a'members to keep the tub faucet dripping a little during the day. Wa-Wa that's been sitting in a bowl all day just doesn't cut it. Yuck! Insist on it being cold and from the tap.
Get yourself a nice toy that lets you stick treatsies into it. This is a great way to keep busy and will pass the time while giving you a'wards at the same time. Momma boughted me a ballie that has a place to stick the treatsies... when she fills it, my tail thing quivers with a'citement! I knows that for a while, I'll be able to forget about mine Momma going bye-bye. I likes to push it gently so that it only rolls a little bit. I check the floor to see if a treatsie popped out, and if it didn't, I tap the ballie again. It's good fun. I definately recommend everycat should have one!
Well, these are just some of my tricks for being stuck at home alone while youre bean is out working to keep your belly full. Do you have any tricks? I'd love to hear them! I almost forgot the most important part of surviving the day! SLEEEEEEPING! It passes the time so well and then gets you all ready for when Momma comes home! I'm gonna go have another nap right now!